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Real Life Dispatch?
« on: April 29, 2018, 12:04:01 pm »
Anyone know any real 911 calls that the ones in the game remind you of?

I've got one. I called 911 on my way to work one day and told them there were loose goats on the side of the road. Their immediate response was "loose goats?" I then had to go into all the details about how there were two of them, they were near an intersection to a busy road, in the yard of an old abandoned house, and there were no goat pens anywhere nearby for miles.

I assumed that the goats had busted out and been wandering for some impressive distance and were in danger of being run over. The dispatcher said they were sending somebody out, to do whatever they do about things like that.
Jujitsu? I'm going to learn jujitsu?

Do not try to bend the spoon. That is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. That there is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends. It is only yourself.

She told you exactly what you needed to hear. That's all.


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